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> Man in the Mirror
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Just So Ya Know...
23 yrs of age. East Village, New York (St. Mark's Place) Maybe everything isn't meant to make sense. Maybe nothing is meant to make sense. None of us will ever know anything, but why not try to learn everything that we can?  With the cross in my heart, I am crossing my heart and having faith that my labor is not in vain.

{This is an RP account. Joe Hart is a fictional character.}
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posted 4 hours ago, with 3 notes
> Text | Hartzes
Lauren:
My OT3 - me, you and your crotch.
Lauren:
Meanwhile, so I stop thinking dirty thoughts at work, did you hear if the statue got delivered yet?
Joe:
Pretty sure that they got it last week. They're not home this week, but of course, Chris' folks will look out for their place while they're overseas.
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posted 4 hours ago, with 3 notes
> Text | Hartzes
Lauren:
Yeah, I wouldn't have really said that to my professors either, but it was funny in my head. I am the #1 fan of your crotch. And you, in general.
Joe:
Mm hmm. Its mutual, so y'all will have a long and happy life together and I'll be there, as well. ;)
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posted 4 hours ago, with 1 note
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posted 4 hours ago, with 0 notes
> Hartzes Text
Text: LMAO! I just snorted. You could have told him I am very entertained by your crotch. It provides some of my favorite leisure time activity!

You have OBVIOUSLY never engaged a professor of law in conversation.  Its bad enough that I withdrew my attention from him, but sassing?  These dudes won’t stand for it.  It did make me chuckle, though.

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posted 5 hours ago, with 1 note
Text: Thank you so much for my surprise this morning, babe. You are the best. I love you!!

Joe:  Sorry it took me so long to reply, but when I initially got the message, my professor announced, and I quote, “Either you’re entertaining on your cellular phone or you have the an amusing crotch, and I know that one of those things can’t be true.”  So… 

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posted 8 hours ago, with 1 note

On the statue:

September 30, 2014

Happy 25th Anniversary, Mo and D

As this statue stands in your garden, that I have watched grow and flourish, be harvested, wither, and replanted and repeat the cycle all over again throughout the years; its my biggest wish that the to of you continue to do the same, as you always have.

Love,

Joe and Lauren

On the card:

Whatever you two decide to do, know that my prayers will be with you.  I know that I’ve told you before, but I think its worth mentioning again, especially at this time of year that I really am proud and grateful that I was raised by the two of you.  I’ve come across so many people who don’t have the luxury that I had of having loving parents in a loving marriage and I’m extremely glad that even though our family isn’t perfect that I was always able to kinda feel like it was.  You two are steady constants of positivity and light in my life.  You’ve helped me and Lauren to build upon our love and to help build each other up, even though both of us can attest to the fact that we still falter - its fortunate that we have a beacon like y’all to help us to see where we fall short (even if we see it later rather than sooner.)  I love y’all.  We both do and we wish you a happy anniversary.  And a happy early birthday to you D.

Joe-Boy

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posted 16 hours ago, with 74 notes
> my anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns hun
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posted 16 hours ago, with 9 notes

ndpuck:

 

But why environmental? Wait, what exactly is environmental law? Cuz it sounds like you’d sue trees.

Well, you have to take a hoard of different law classes before the degree and I’ve mostly taken a lot of civil rights and human rights, family law, etc, but environmental law has to be taken, as well.  Lol… That’s an image that I had not yet thought of.  Its all the treaties, statutes, regulations and common and customary laws addressing the effects of human activity on the natural environment.

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posted 17 hours ago, with 9 notes

ndpuck:

I could tell, but I guess you’re right. I think he’s just really interested and wants to bring it up but doesn’t know how. I’ll just wait on him. Environmental law books? I thought you were in social work?

It’d be cool for him to get some insight on it, so he tries not to be prejudiced.  Oh, I am.  I’m in a double degree social work and law program, but its all for social work purposes.  Social workers deal with a lot of legal stuff and many times have to consult lawyers or have a legal department within their agency.  This will help me out in the long run with legal matters for any clients I assist.

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posted 17 hours ago, with 9 notes

ndpuck:

Real philosophical shit, bro. Yeah, today was pretty good. I’m kinda learning everything - I’m not really sure how good of a salesman I’ll be, but it’s not like people come into a store that sells fish tanks and shit to browse.

My inner hippy speaking.  Sounds like interesting stuff to learn.  Meanwhile, I’m dissecting environmental law books, which is not as fascinating as it felt when I first signed up for the courses.  But, I did need them, so eh.

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posted 17 hours ago, with 9 notes

ndpuck:

This is the fish tank job. Puppies don’t really care about fancy scars. I dunno, I think he’ll stop looking at me funny in a few days when he figures out that I didn’t go through the entire interview process to rob him.

Ah, well, that’s good, then.  And maybe through you, he’ll have a chance to learn that the human is inside and not on the outside.  Aside from that, work going well?

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posted 17 hours ago, with 9 notes

ndpuck:

image
Hopefully, he’ll get over it. How did it happen?

I took my break in the alley next to the shop and I got hot and took off my hoodie. He saw my arms and I’m pretty sure he thinks I got my scarification from a sharpened spoon-edge during a brief stint in a state penitentiary.

Aw, that sucks.  Its hard to convince people of who you are and what you can do when they start forming unjustified opinions.  Which job is this?

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posted 17 hours ago, with 52 notes

hanna-clarington:

 

I am, as a matter of fact

Wear dancing shoes.  I’m coming for ya, to cash in that dance you offered.

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posted 17 hours ago, with 52 notes

hanna-clarington:

Lexicon in Midtown. 

Right.  Are you working on Saturday night?